Saturday, February 22, 2003

SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, BAKED BEANS AND SPAM ... (AND DRUGS)

Of all the spams I've received over the years (months, surely?), this is one of the few to be (ahem) of interest.

End Harmful & Illegal Drug Abuse!!
For your absolutely LEGAL Pleasure and Delight...
You must be 21 Years of age!
Celebrate Don't Devastate!
Don't Lose that Job to a Failed Drug Test!
SATISFACTION GUARANTEED
xxx-xxx-xxxx

There are many websites out there that sell "Marijuana Alternatives" and other drug alternatives. Go ahead and check them out before you order from us. Look at the ingredients that they are made of (if they dare to tell you), and you will see that you can buy them from almost any nutrition type store. Some of their mixtures are VERY HARMFUL.
Our herbs are of a VERY HIGH quality and they are the safest mixtures on the planet, while being the most POTENT you can buy LEGALLY.
CHEN CHEN HERBA [Cannabis/Marijuana Option] 2oz. -- $75.00
This is a VERY POTENT, loose-leaf formula that can be rolled, bowled,
brewed or smoked with a pipe. FREE PIPE Included.
Ingredients: Half-edged Lily-rare Bian Lian (lobeline factors), Kona Lactuca virosa, Yucatan Turnera aphrodisaca, Hawaiian Vervain (Maui strain), Siberian Leonorus Sibricus, rare Lotus Leaf, Jamaican Blue Verbena officinalis, Spanish Peumus Crocus Sativa, Chinese (flowering-tops only) Horny Goat Weed, Ginko Biloba, African Cola Vera, and African Wilde Dagga (flowering-tops only).
Chen Chen Herba does not include any tobacco or any cannabis factors.
TO ORDER or for MORE INFO please call xxx-xxx-xxxx during normal
business hours. All orders shipped next day via U.S. Priority Mail.
Please add $7.00 S&H to all orders.
All credit cards accepted.


I'm happy to take a 10% commission.

:: Posted by pete @ 17:36