Wednesday, March 19, 2003

FREE GIFT

That's right, claim your free gift* today only when you sign my guestbook!

To claim your free gift* sign the guestbook, wait 14 days, then send postage and handling fee of $50 to FreeGift, Freepost, Freetown. Your free gift* will be despatch by our experienced team of inmates at Devil's Island Correctional Facility within days. Don't forget to tip your postman his usual free gift* fee.

This offer is not available in sotres. Not available over the internet! Not available in Delaware. It's not even available on daytime TV. Cannot be found dahn the marrrkit.

Don't forget: sign the book, claim the free gift* and march against war.



* free gift not available at present.

:: Posted by pete @ 10:38