Friday, July 11, 2003

68 REASONS WHY I LOVE THE INTERNET

No. 15: SPAM

I don't know who thought up that name. I'm sure it stands for something. But, whatever, it fits nicely and tough it offends the makers of that gross sh!t that comes out of a can.

Without spam, I wouldn't great opportunities like this one:

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Subject: Dimensional Warp Generator Needed jy

Greetings,

We need a vendor who can offer immediate supply. I'm offering $5,000 US dollars just for referring a vender which is (Actually RELIABLE in providing the below equipment) Contact details of vendor required, including name and phone #. If they turn out to be reliable in supplying the below equipment I'll immediately pay you $5,000. We prefer to work with vendor in the Boston/New York area.
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Damn, I've moved. Anyway, read on... (I did)

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1. The mind warper generation 4 Dimensional Warp Generator # 52 4350a series wrist watch with z80 or better memory adapter. If in stock the AMD Dimensional Warp Generator module containing the GRC79 induction motor, two I80200 warp stabilizers, 256GB of SRAM, and two Analog Devices solinear modules, This unit also has a menu driven GUI accessible on the front panel XID display. All in 1 units would be great if reliable models are available

2. The special 23200 or Acme 5X24 series time transducing capacitor with built in temporal displacement. Needed with complete jumper/auxiliary system

3. A reliable crystal Ionizor with unlimited memory backup.

4. I will also pay for Schematics, layouts, and designs directly from the manufature which can be used to build this equipment from readily available parts.

If your vendor turns out to be reliable, I owe you $5,000.

Email his details to me at: info@federalfundingprogram.com


Please do not reply directly back to this email as it will
only be bounced back to you.
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Well, it beats the old African scam. Hmmm, "AMD Dimensional Warp Generator"? I think I have one of those in the back of the junk cupboard in the kitchen. Oh no, it's just a can of Spam.

:: Posted by pete @ 13:28