Friday, August 15, 2003

CAPITALISM RULES, OK

Market demand means that I am a Donut is now listed on Blogshares Listed on BlogShares

I am a Donut will be appointing a new CEO who will be handsomely paid to run us into the ground. His package will include golden handcuffs, a golden handshake and golden showers.

We are dedicated to the community at I am a Donut . We will put a page on our web site with pictures of dark skinned people in poor countries and nice green flower like logos. In the meantime, we will pollute the blogosphere with contempt and pay below the minimum wage for posts. As part of our commitment to the environment, we have engaged a team of speicalist environmental lawyers to help us flout laws with impunity. Where caught we will use the justice system to clog up the courts and screw and smear our critics. 6 out of 7 of our lawyers drive SUVs.

We recognise the need for strong leadership and stable government. I am a Donut has hand picked several leaders of third world countries to smooth the way for our profits, screw the population and rape the land.

Finally, we will ignore all small shareholders. We know who really calls the shots - the big institutional shareholders.

Long live the revolution!

:: Posted by pete @ 07:11