Thursday, August 28, 2003

IT AIN'T MASTERMIND

Sir Magnus (for it is he): Good Evening and welcome to Mastermind

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Sir Magnus: And, can we have the next contestant. Your name please?

Prince Tony: Tony Blair.

Sir Magnus: Your Occupation?

Prince T: Prime Minister of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, defender of the Faith, Defeater of Despots and Scourge of Terrorists.

Sir Magnus: Your Chosen specialised subject?

Mr T: Saddam Hussain's Weapons of Mass Destruction, foo'.

Magnox Reactor: Mr Blur, you have 45 minutes and your questions on the Alleged Weapons of Mass Destabilisation start...NOW

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Why do I suddenly not care what Blair has to say to the Hutton Inquiry? Is it because no matter what other shit is spread around, Saint Tone will come up smelling of roses?

:: Posted by pete @ 07:14