Monday, November 17, 2003

TOILET HUMOUR

"In the Robert Redford Building, toilets flush themselves with rainwater - except for the urinals, which use no water at all..."

"When Sharwoods launched its latest product range earlier this month, it promised the "deliciously rich" sauces based on a traditional northern Indian method of cooking would "change the way consumers make curry".

"What it failed to foresee was that "bundh" in Punjabi has an altogether less savoury meaning - the nearest English translation being, to put it bluntly, "arse"."

:: Posted by pete @ 13:22