Sunday, February 01, 2004

THE $ MILLION FRIDAY FIVE

You have just won one million dollars:

1. Who do you call first?
Ghostbusters? My bookie? My bank manager?

2. What is the first thing you buy for yourself?
A small Central American country.

3. What is the first thing you buy for someone else?
Arsenic

4. Do you give any away? If yes, to whom?
Mine, all mine!

5. Do you invest any? If so, how?
A monkey on number 5 in the 3.20 at Newmarket.

:: Posted by pete @ 18:46