Saturday, April 10, 2004

FRIDAY FIVE

1. What do you do for a living?
I steal from old ladies.

2. What do you like most about your job?
The thrill of bashing them over the nut.

3. What do you like least about your job?
The police.

4. When you have a bad day at work it's usually because _____...
I got arrested.

5. What other career(s) are you interested in?
Becoming an MP.

:: Posted by pete @ 18:48