Tuesday, June 08, 2004

WORLD NEWS UPDATE

Q. Patti, Covington, IN
Can Barney swim?

A. No, Barney does not swim. He has three layers of hair, so to make sure he doesn't sink, he doesn't try swimming.

More "first" dog crap.

What I want to know is whether the mutt "marks" his territory around the Oval Office ... to add to Bubba's semen stains.

:: Posted by pete @ 13:05