Friday, August 06, 2004

SEX FOOTBALL SCREWS NEWS

[England soccer coach] SVEN GORAN ERIKSSON still has a job today — but he is holed below the water-line.

According to the Currant Bun:

Eriksson has to win every game from now on ...

Otherwise the screw will be turned harder and harder.

Screw, of course, being the optimum word.

Year's ago there was a Football Association employee call Mr Sweet. Apparently, he couldn't understand why when people phoned they used to fall about laughing.

"Hullo. Sweet, FA."

At least that's the story someone told me yesterday...

:: Posted by pete @ 13:03