Sunday, January 15, 2006


Why does Led Zeppelin's John Paul Jones have a telephone on top of his keyboard?

New Year's resolution fulfilled. Now, my eyes hurt becuase the prescription is too strong. But, at least I can read a menu in a dark restaurant. Now, if only I can get them to turn down the volume of the musak.

Scientists say:

The average person usually spends more than 2 hours every night dreaming.

More stuff like that.

You need to go out and buy Magnetic Fields "69 Love Songs" NOW. Because, either:

(a) your copy has worn out, because it is finest of the fine;
(b) your lover, in a fit of pique, has stolen your copy; or,
(c) you were dumb enough not to buy it earlier.

"You may have paid too much tax..."

:: Posted by pete @ 21:23