Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Headless Chickens

Paul Robinson makes a horlicks of a Schneider cross as England lose 2-1 in a miserable "friendly" to the hated Germans. Steve "Steve" McLaren has completed a year as England coach in which time the "golden generation" has produced a succession of mediocre performances and equally mediocre results. At least he's not Sven Goran Eriksson. Sven is currently riding high in first place in the Premier League - but it won't last. Hopefully, McLaren won't last too much longer either. Hire Martin O'Neill, for f&cks sake. Oh, and Team Beckham was on the pitch.

Firefox is teh suxor and users are thieves.

Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael "Ron Mexico" Vick in deeper dog poo-poo.

Funny road signs are very funny.

Google offers a calendar - well, I never.

New toilets in the pipeline, no pun intended.

Egg boxes are banned in craft lessons as they might cause salmonella.

Everyday more than 2 million people read the Daily Hate. How would a limp wristed, liberal fare reading the tabloid?

"What are You?" - Matt Sweeney & Bonnie "Prince" Billy
"Hallucinex" - Stereolab
"Dark FX" - Mouse on Mars
"Accused of Stealing" - The Delagados
"F-Train" - Squarepusher
"Jungle Jim" - Rodan

Rock Parquet

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:: Posted by pete @ 22:00