Wednesday, May 31, 2006
I AM A
DONUT YANKEE DOODLE DANDY
Well, I thought it was sort of cool. And, yes, that invite is to me.
This might put you off chocolate for a while.
I think the police might want to check on e-Bay.
More police news: Police in rural Hampshire have warned motorists that their fluttering flags are frightening the horses.
Spotted in London: tour guide blathering on about the "Da Vinci Code" in front of the Royal Courts of Justice. It's (bad) fiction, people!
Read something more rivetting.
Monday, May 22, 2006
DON'T YOU HATE PANTS?
And printer drivers.
Smallfish in a big sea. Excellent service and they've got more Japanese noise music than you can shake a recyclable chopstick at.
Yes, we want it to rain.
Don't drop the baby.
Why do people say "skin of my teeth"?
For those who remember football boots that hurt your toes when you kicked the ball and non-waterproof leather football's that knocked you out when you headed. And, what about heading the laces?...
Even if you don't remember those days, read this book.
e-Bookers suck. They owe me £1034 plus compensation for being totally crap.
I'm a Modern man.
Two basses are better than one: splendidly atmospheric and lyrical music.