Thursday, January 24, 2008

There's a new blog in town

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Go west young man!

Life on the allotments.

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Tuesday, November 06, 2007

Isn't Nature Wonderful

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Horse hanging out in the neighbourhood.

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Cow having a pee.

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Big ol' mushroom.

Watched: greedy middle class people taking advice from a women with an ample bosom and a penchant for tight clothes.
Ate: Apple Crumble
Boredom at Work: half-day workshop (sic)
Irritation of the Day: alleged professionals breaking the brand

iPod-alotry
"Come on You Slags - Aphex Twin
"The End and the Beginning" - The Devics
Tenskwatawa" - Songs: Ohia
"Little Eyes" - Yo La Tengo
"When Did You Stop Loving Me, When Did I Stop Loving You" - Jeff Parker
"Off To Mars" - Mike Ladd
"Part 2" from The Three Cornered Hat - Manuel De Falla
"The Incredible He Woman" - Stereolab
"Stratum" - Rod Cooper
"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds" - The Beatles
"My Heart Might Stop" - Black Heart Procession
Brandenburg Concerto No.4 - J.S. Bach
"Annabelle" - Gillian Welch
"Mickey's Mother" - Arnold
"Russian Orthodox" - Delgados
"Schon Sehr Viel Telefuniert" - To Rococo Rot

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Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Civic Duty

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Civic planting in Barnstaple.

On this evidence, the police in Tampa might not make it on to CSI.

Our local village shop on TV. Click on "Latest Edition" and scroll to 19:10. Lack of local customers hurts, but closure of the Post Office will kill it.

Got your free Radiohead yet? How much did you pay?

iPod-alotry
"I Shall Be Free" - Bob Dylan
"Bittersweet Me" - R.E.M.
"Time to Find Me (Afx Fast Mix)" - Seefeed
"Chronology" - Ornette Coleman
"Djed (Bruise Blood Mix)" - Tortoise
"Song Meat" - Subtle
"Simple Halo" - Shipping News
"Chorale" - Spring Heel Jack
"Saint Stephen" - Grateful Dead
"Wren's Nest" - Vic Chesnutt
"Rockstar" - Sebadoh
"Love is Like Jazz" - The Magnetic Fields
"For Lack of Better Words" - Orso

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Saturday, September 15, 2007

Fields, Birds and Pistols (and Femdom)

Hey, kinky linky link (nsfw)

16.16km on the Tarka Trail - Puffing Billy to Bideford - at a clip of 23.3kph. Not bad for an out-of-shape, bloated 49 year-old.

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Cows in green fields, unconcerned about Foot-and-Mouth disease, but they ought to know that animals can now be moved to abattoirs.

The Sex Pistols say a dirty word on TV.


...[Pistol Glen] Matlock is the first person without an Oxbridge degree to have used the word [fuck] on television, an irony only if you have peculiar views about the value of an Oxbridge education and/or swearing.

Meanwhile ex-Stone Rose Ian Brown praises the 70s (and the Pistols too boot):

There was no Walkmans, videos, Nintendo or Xboxes, no internet, no mobiles. No computers. No DVDs. There were only three TV channels. They cry laughing. But it made us hungry and thoughtful. And we had great things like the Sex Pistols.

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Swallows: either preparing to migrate south for the winter or crap on the car.

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Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Love is Like a Bottle of Gin

Police State Update: Proof positive (yet again), that judges are fecking out of touch with reality.

Drink irresponsibly: gin is "low" in calories, y'know.

Ah, Almaty.

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BBC-South West was filming at the Village Hall last night for "Inside Out" about village shops.

Meanwhile, the BBC drops climate change programme due to lack of balance.

Rock Parque
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The Big Match.

iPod-olatory
"Yasmin the Light" - Explosions in the Sky
"Soul Sucking Jerk" - Beck
"Love is Like a Bottle of Gin" - Magnetic Fields
"Connected by a String" - Devics
"Hindenburg" - Town and Country
"Keito" - Ali Farka Toure with Ry Cooder
"Piazza, New York Catcher" - Belle & Sebastian
"Not Fade Away/Goin' Down the Road Feelin' Bad" - Grateful Dead
"Robot Chant" - Mogwai
"Just Stand Back" - Low
"Easy Money" - King Crimson
"Shudder/King of Snake" - Underworld

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Saturday, July 14, 2007

Adults 20p

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Come one, come all
Come short, come small

Buckland Brewer Village Fete. Bric-a-brac. Games. Morris men. Brass band. Rescue greyhounds. Cakes. Ice Cream. Bouncy castle. That sort of stuff.

In the summer that wasn't, the sun shone.

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Thursday, March 29, 2007

Hunter Gatherer

Humankind has progressed. We can build greenhouses from the most basic and unreadable instructions.

This...
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becomes this.
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(ill-matching buckets optional)

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Monday, March 12, 2007

Dog ate my blog post...

Top ten reasons why this blog hasn't been updated:

10. Down the Coach and Horses winning the pub quiz.

9. Shopping at the Pannier Market. Just what is a Pannier Market?
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8. Drying out from the non-stop rain.

7. Planting basil seeds.
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6. Painting the kitchen.
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5. Watching Tottenham Hotspur blow two goal leads.

4. Assisting the local Constabulary with their inquiries.
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3. Planning the vegetable plot.
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2. Attending a committee meeting of the newly formed village Gardeners' Club (and designing the club website).

1. Too busy dressing up statues in Barnstaple.
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Monday, January 22, 2007

Gridlock

A day off.

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Took some cardboard to the recycling centre. Got stuck in traffic. Other than tractors, around Torrington every car has at least three Border Collies on board. Speaking of cardboard...

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Other excitement: setting light to the previous owners' precious climbing vine. Without intervention it would have eaten the back of the house.

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Finally, a Hitchcockian scene the other morning. They eats tyres, y'know.

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Monday, January 15, 2007

Meet the Neighbours

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As it finally stopped raining and blowing a force 9 gale yesterday, we took ourselves for a wee sunday stroll. It took us around some of the farms surrounding the village. Lots of not-so-nice smells, a couple of barking hounds, bleating sheep and these little dawgies. They are heffers, in fact.

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This is looking back to the village on the return leg. Note the large pool of water. Has it been raining? Is Arsene Wenger a French tosser?

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Apart from livestock, sprouts are grown less than a mile from the village. Now, that's a gas.

Look carefully and you can see Exmoor.

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No sprouts, but that's Dartmoor in the distance. Allegedly you can see Bodmin Moor too on a clear day.

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